Give God what’s right, not what’s left!
I plan to live forever. So far, so good.
“Pray” is a four letter word that you can say anywhere except in a public school (and now in many workplaces).
We’re too blessed to be depressed!
DON’T put a question mark where God put a period.
Eternity: Smoking or NonSmoking?
God loves everyone, but probably prefers “fruit of the spirit” over “religious nuts!”
God grades on The Cross, not on a the curve.
In Prayer Don’t give God instructions simply report for duty!
God doesn’t want shares of your life, He wants controlling interest!
Don’t wait for six strong men to take you to church.
We don’t change the message, the MESSAGE CHANGES US!
When God ordains, He SUSTAINS!
WARNING: Exposure to the SON will prevent burning!
WARNING! In case of rapture this car will be unmanned.
Plan ahead, it wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.
Most people want to serve God but only in an advisory capacity.
Exercise daily walk with the Lord!
Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
Wisdom has two parts: 1) Having a lot to say. 2) Not saying it.
Never give the devil a ride! He always wants to drive!
Watch your step carefully! Everyone else does!
A clean conscience makes a soft pillow.
Kindness is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back.
He who angers you controls you!
God doesn’t call the qualified, He qualifies the called!
Worry is the darkroom in which “negatives” are developed!
Forbidden fruit creates many jams.
Be ye fishers of men, you catch them He will clean them.
Deciding not to choose is still making a choice.
God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.
If God is your Co-pilot – Swap seats!
A family altar can alter a family.
A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.
He who kneels before God can stand before anyone!
Are you wrinkled with burden? Come on into Church for a faith lift!
Do your best and then sleep in peace. God is Awake.
Fear knocked. Faith answered. No one was there.
For all you do, His blood’s for you!
Give Satan an inch and he’ll be a ruler.
Having truth decay? Brush up on your Bible!
He who is good at making excuses is seldom good for anything else.
In the sentence of life the Devil may be a comma, but DO NOT let him be the PERIOD!
Man’s way leads to a hopeless end! God’s way leads to an endless hope!
Nothing ruins the truth like stretching it.
Read The Bible… It Will Scare The Hell Out Of You!
The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.
The Will of God will never take you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.
This Church is “Prayer Conditioned”!
To be almost saved is to be totally lost.
Wal-Mart isn’t the only saving place!
We set the sail; God makes the wind.
You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him.
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