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Fun With Scripture
A little Bible humor and fun with scripture While contemplating his next sermon, a country pastor hit upon an idea that would involve participation from all of the Bible classes in the Church School. Each class in the school was asked to select a Bible verse that somehow reflected the theme and character of the … Read more
Giving Blood
Web www.christianactivities.com christianactivities.musichristian.com //–> I gave blood yesterday. Actually, I kind of gave twice… the first time and the last time. My church does an annual blood drive where weeks before the event, a spokes person gets up and tells the congregation how great it is to donate. Of course, this man has given so … Read more
Christian Bumper Stickers/Signs
Web www.christianactivities.com christianactivities.musichristian.com //–> Give God what’s right, not what’s left! I plan to live forever. So far, so good. “Pray” is a four letter word that you can say anywhere except in a public school (and now in many workplaces). We’re too blessed to be depressed! DON’T put a question mark where God put … Read more
Special Hymns
Web www.christianactivities.com christianactivities.musichristian.com //–> The Dentist’s Hymn:………….Crown Him with Many Crowns The Weatherman’s Hymn:……….There Shall Be Showers of Blessings The Contractor’s Hymn:……….The Church’s One Foundation The Tailor’s Hymn:…………..Holy, Holy, Holy The Golfer’s Hymn:…………..There’s a Green Hill Far Away The Politician’s Hymn:……….Standing on the Promises The Optometrist’s Hymn:………Open My Eyes That I Might See The IRS … Read more
Lighter Side
Web www.christianactivities.com christianactivities.musichristian.com //–> How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb? Charismatics: Only one. Hands already in the air. Pentecostals: Ten. One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness. Presbyterians: None. Lights will go on and off at predestined times. Roman Catholics: None. Candles only. … Read more
Signs Your Church Has Sold Out to Corporate Sponsors
Web www.christianactivities.com christianactivities.musichristian.com //–> Signs Your Church Has Sold Out to Corporate Sponsors – Nike “swoosh” on the cross – Communion now sponsored by Welch’s Grape Juice – Taco Bell’s talking dog now reading announcements – In Christmas play, Joseph seen with a pack of Luckies – Greeters all dressed like Mr. Goodwrench – Personal … Read more
Where U Are Needed
Web www.christianactivities.com christianactivities.musichristian.com //–> Wow! What a powerful message in a few short words. I thought I’d pass it along. WHERE “U” ARE NEEDED… “U” are needed in Bible ST_DY, but not in IGNORANCE.”U” are needed in S_PPORT, but not in NEGLECT.”U” are needed in _NITY, but not in DIVISION.”U” are needed in D_TY, but … Read more
Religion & Soap
Web www.christianactivities.com christianactivities.musichristian.com //–> A preacher and a the president of a soap manufacturing company went for a walk together. The president said, “What good is religion? Look at all the trouble and misery of the world! Still there, even after years, thousands of years, of teaching about goodness and truth and love and peace. … Read more
Gospel Music Association Week
Web www.christianactivities.com christianactivities.musichristian.com //–> To properly look at GMA, one must first know what it is. GMA stands for “Go Meet the Artist” or something like that. I never really looked at the sign. A week when everyone involved with Christian music comes together, it’s a time for promoters to get promo packs, record companies … Read more
