Fun With Scripture

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A little Bible humor and fun with scripture While contemplating his next sermon, a country pastor hit upon an idea that would involve participation from all of the Bible classes in the Church School. Each class in the school was asked to select a Bible verse that somehow reflected the theme and character of the … Read more

Giving Blood

Web //–> I gave blood yesterday. Actually, I kind of gave twice… the first time and the last time. My church does an annual blood drive where weeks before the event, a spokes person gets up and tells the congregation how great it is to donate. Of course, this man has given so … Read more

Christian Bumper Stickers/Signs

Web //–> Give God what’s right, not what’s left! I plan to live forever. So far, so good. “Pray” is a four letter word that you can say anywhere except in a public school (and now in many workplaces). We’re too blessed to be depressed! DON’T put a question mark where God put … Read more

Special Hymns

Web //–> The Dentist’s Hymn:………….Crown Him with Many Crowns The Weatherman’s Hymn:……….There Shall Be Showers of Blessings The Contractor’s Hymn:……….The Church’s One Foundation The Tailor’s Hymn:…………..Holy, Holy, Holy The Golfer’s Hymn:…………..There’s a Green Hill Far Away The Politician’s Hymn:……….Standing on the Promises The Optometrist’s Hymn:………Open My Eyes That I Might See The IRS … Read more

Lighter Side

Web //–> How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb? Charismatics: Only one. Hands already in the air. Pentecostals: Ten. One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness. Presbyterians: None. Lights will go on and off at predestined times. Roman Catholics: None. Candles only. … Read more

Signs Your Church Has Sold Out to Corporate Sponsors

Web //–> Signs Your Church Has Sold Out to Corporate Sponsors – Nike “swoosh” on the cross – Communion now sponsored by Welch’s Grape Juice – Taco Bell’s talking dog now reading announcements – In Christmas play, Joseph seen with a pack of Luckies – Greeters all dressed like Mr. Goodwrench – Personal … Read more

Where U Are Needed

Web //–> Wow! What a powerful message in a few short words. I thought I’d pass it along. WHERE “U” ARE NEEDED… “U” are needed in Bible ST_DY, but not in IGNORANCE.”U” are needed in S_PPORT, but not in NEGLECT.”U” are needed in _NITY, but not in DIVISION.”U” are needed in D_TY, but … Read more

Religion & Soap

Web //–> A preacher and a the president of a soap manufacturing company went for a walk together. The president said, “What good is religion? Look at all the trouble and misery of the world! Still there, even after years, thousands of years, of teaching about goodness and truth and love and peace. … Read more

Gospel Music Association Week

Web //–> To properly look at GMA, one must first know what it is. GMA stands for “Go Meet the Artist” or something like that. I never really looked at the sign. A week when everyone involved with Christian music comes together, it’s a time for promoters to get promo packs, record companies … Read more

Church Bulletin Bloopers

Web //–> BAPTISM Sign-up sheet for anyone wishing to be water baptized on the table in the foyer. This afternoon, there will be a meeting in the south and north ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends. BIBLE STUDY CLASSES/SUNDAY SCHOOL Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at … Read more


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