The 12 Days of Christmas, Mayberry Style!

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Mayberry USA EZBoard Gang
Dec 9, 2009

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On the first day of Christmas,

my true love gave to me....

1 bullet in my pocket.

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...

2 fun girls and

1 bullet in my pocket.

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...

3 spaghetti dinners

2 fun girls and

1 bullet in my pocket.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...

4 Darling boys a playing

3 spaghetti dinners

2 fun girls and

1 bullet in my pocket.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...

5 golden watches engraved with the number 5,

4 Darling boys a playing

3 spaghetti dinners

2 fun girls and

1 bullet in my pocket.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...

6 six-pointed Sheriff's badges

5 golden watches engraved with the number 5,

4 Darling boys a playing

3 spaghetti dinners

2 fun girls and

1 bullet in my pocket.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...

7 oz. of eau de toilet

6 six-pointed Sheriff's badges

5 golden watches engraved with the number 5,

4 Darling boys a playing

3 spaghetti dinners

2 fun girls and

1 bullet in my pocket.

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...

8 Blue Willow place settings

7 oz. of eau de toilet

6 six-pointed Sheriff's badges

5 golden watches engraved with the number 5,

4 Darling boys a playing

3 spaghetti dinners

2 fun girls and

1 bullet in my pocket.

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...

9 "Nines, nines...What's so important about nines?"

8 Blue Willow place settings

7 oz. of eau de toilet

6 six-pointed Sheriff's badges

5 golden watches engraved with the number 5,

4 Darling boys a playing

3 spaghetti dinners

2 fun girls and

1 bullet in my pocket.

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...

10 miles per hour over the speed limit at Turner's grade

9 "Nines, nines...What's so important about nines?"

8 Blue Willow place settings

7 oz. of eau de toilet

6 six-pointed Sheriff's badges

5 golden watches engraved with the number 5,

4 Darling boys a playing

3 spaghetti dinners

2 fun girls and

1 bullet in my pocket.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...

11 capfuls of water for Briscoe's truck

10 miles per hour over the speed limit at Turner's grade

9 "Nines, nines...What's so important about nines?"

8 Blue Willow place settings

7 oz. of eau de toilet

6 six-pointed Sheriff's badges

5 golden watches engraved with the number 5,

4 Darling boys a playing

3 spaghetti dinners

2 fun girls and

1 bullet in my pocket.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...

12 eggs from Orville Hendricks

11 capfuls of water for Briscoe's truck

10 miles per hour over the speed limit at Turner's grade

9 "Nines, nines...What's so important about nines?"

8 Blue Willow place settings

7 oz. of eau de toilet

6 six-pointed Sheriff's badges

5 golden watches engraved with the number 5,

4 Darling boys a playing

3 spaghetti dinners

2 fun girls and

1 bullet in my pocket.

by the Mayberry USA EZBoard Gang

December 2006


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