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 CHURCH CHATTER

Church Signs
by CA Staff for Christian Activities
6/10/2007

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Signs in Front of Churches

* "If you are looking for a good sign from God, you've just found it!"-- Clear Springs United Methodist located on Muscogee Road just west of Hwy 29 in Pensacola, FL
* Forbidden fruit makes many jams
* Prevent truth decay - Brush up on your Bible
* The best vitamin for a Christian is: B1
* I'm also making a list and checking it twice. -God
* When you sling mud you lose ground.
* Put the U back in CH_RCH.
* Is God your co-pilot? If so, trade seats!
* If you feel far away from God, guess who moved.
* In case of nuclear attack-- the ban on praying in school is lifted.
* Seven days without prayer makes one weak.
* Ask about our pray-as-you-go plan.
* A prayer a day keeps the Devil away
* Come in. Our church is prayer conditioned.
* We are soul-ar powered by the Son
* Walmart is not the only saving place.
* Get an afterlife
* Who cares?
* To belittle is to "be little."
* Sign broken...message inside
* This is a Sign from God.
* Life is fragile, handle with prayer.
* We're all invited to a heavenly feast but we must R.S.V.P.!
* But St. Peter-- what about my civil rights?
* Christ's return is near-- Don't miss it for the world!
* Don't put a question mark where God put a period.
* God loves everyone, but probably prefers 'fruits of the spirit' over 'religious nuts'!
* God grades on the cross, not the curve.
* God doesn't want shares of your life, He wants controlling interest!
* His pain is your gain!
* GOD is like Hallmark cards: HE cared enough to send the very best.
* We welcome you with open Psalms
* "Rapture-- the only way to fly"!
* God gives every bird its food, but He does not throw it into its nest.
* For all you do, his blood's for you!
* Trade your pieces for His peace
* T.G.I.F.-- Thank God I'm Forgiven.
* Jesus, don't leave earth without Him!
* Patience is a virtue which carries a lot of wait.
* WARNING: Exposure to the Son prevents burning
* Get Right or get Left!
* Read the Bible. It's user-friendly plus we offer tech support here on Sundays
* If your Bible is falling apart, chances are your life is staying together.
* GODISNOWHERE (now read it again)
* God's last name is not "Damn - It".
* Try our Sundays. They're better than Baskin Robbins
* Faith lifting here.
* Faith is caught not taught
* Don't forget, Judas also left early.
* Turn or burn
* Dead atheist: All dressed up with no place to go.
* Free Life & Fire Insurance, Inquire with-in.
* Lord, help me get up when I fall. I can fall by myself.
* Christians are the light of the world, but the switch has to be turned on.
* Get in touch with God daily via knee-mail
* Wise men still seek Him.
* Sleep peacefully, God is awake.
* Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long, and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world!

If you see a great saying on a church marquis, please send it to us along with: your name, the church name, city and state to: Church Chatter.

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